France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
And then put it back on the shelf.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel.
Deodorant is a scent.
Do perfumes expire?
In essence, they do.
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
What's it called when a perfume climbs up the stairs?
Ascent.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
What do you call it when a doctor puts a camera inside of a bottle of perfume?
A cologne-oscopy.
I just won local "Worst Body Odor Contest".
No one else came close.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.