Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bear.
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.
Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.