Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."