My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
Son: Dad, did you know they used to carve turnips on Halloween?
Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.
No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I'd gourd it with my life!
What do Italians eat on Halloween?
Fettuccine Afraid-O
Saw Humpty Dumpty shopping for Halloween supplies.
He's going to have a great fall.
I said to my son, "There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me."
He asked, "Which is?"
I replied, "Exactly!"
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!
I'm going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.
This Halloween, the only Candy I’m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
Went to church on Halloween
Turned out to be a blessing in disguise
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.
I didn’t want to play it safe with a skeleton costume, I want people to know I have guts.
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
“I found this humerus” is the perfect Halloween pun for boneheads.
Why do skeleton's make such good comedians? They have so many funny bones.
What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood
why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?
they are both empty rappers
I need a new Halloween costume. I’m thinking of going as an evil nun.
Do I really need another bad habit?