I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.