What is the biggest type of bed ?
The sea bed.
A man started wearing a blanket to the office.
His colleagues began to suspect he was working undercover...
I said to my doctor, "I usually sit on the computer 12 hours a day...is that bad?"
He replied, "That can't be too comfortable. Try a chair!"
What happens when a closet goes into fighting?
It turns into a wardrobe.
I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...
It's information that's way over my head.
I accidentally kicked my bed post when I got up this morning, almost couldn't move!
Luckilly, I called a toe truck.
How do you get into an all glass China cabinet?
Sorry, that's glassified.
I put some desks and a whiteboard in my living room today.
It made it look a little more classy.
I'm moving some couches today...
Sofa, so good!
Have you heard about these new corduroy pillow cases?
They're really making headlines.