What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave.
What would you call an elf with lots of money?
W-elfy!
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
To help their elf esteem.
Who did all this shopping? Me, my elf, and I!
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
Did you hear about the new holistic elf doctor?
He's a gnome-opath!
What did the mama elf say to her mischievous child?
“Stop elvesdropping on Santa!”
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
Why did Santa stop smoking a pipe?
It was bad for his elf!
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
"Don’t be elfish," said momma elf to her son. "Share with your sister."
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
What kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash!
Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E? Because Santa said No L!
Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel!
How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the North Pole toy workshop? They use the elf-avator!
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music.
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
When the elves are clapping for their boss, we call it Santapplause.
"Santa’s pretty stelfy going down the chimney, don’t you think?" said one elf to another.
If an elf can’t do something right now, how do they handle it?
Shelf it for later.