Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Dublin over in laughter.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
You’re my lucky charm.
Irish I had better jokes.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.