What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
You’re my lucky charm.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
I’m feelin’ green.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
Irish I had better jokes.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
I love when you coddle me.