Remember the one about people queuing up for drinks at Old Faithful's birthday party?
You're not missing much; the punch line blows.
Birthday candles don’t exercise because they burn out too quickly!
Behind every great parent is a great kid. Happy birthday!
You know you are getting older when the candles don’t fit on the cake.
I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.
For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.
That was quite a rude awakening.
They say everything gets better with age.
You feta have a gouda birthday.
My wife isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday....
I don't know how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!
I’m a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday.
I don’t know what to make of it.
My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.
It's my way or the Huawei.