You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Permission to board?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Nice life preservers.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
You really flipturn me on.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
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