You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
You really flipturn me on.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
I perform best when I’m wet.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Nice life preservers.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Permission to board?
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.