Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Nice life preservers.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You really flipturn me on.
Permission to board?
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.