My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
I perform best when I’m wet.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Nice life preservers.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Permission to board?
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
You really flipturn me on.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
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