Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Permission to board?
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I perform best when I’m wet.
Nice life preservers.