Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
I perform best when I’m wet.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Nice life preservers.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
You really flipturn me on.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Permission to board?