You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.