Connection Jokes

Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
What do you call a connection between two points in space-time through which only dragons can pass?
A wyrmhole.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
The Mystery Woman at the Bar This bachelor goes into a bar and notices a major hottie, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. Despite his best game, the bachelor couldn't achieve any progress with her. "No thank you," she would always say." The man was determined, this cutie was worth giving up the game. They had an instant connection, but things never got past the formalities! At the end of the night he finally caved. "Why won't you come home with me?" he whined to her. The woman said: "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love." "Wow, that must be rather difficult." the bachelor said. "Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But it has my husband pretty upset."
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
“Giant pandas eat constantly, poop 40 times a day and don't have a lot of sex...I've never felt such a connection to an animal."
- Renee Hooray
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
What do you call a connection between two points in space-time through which only dragons can pass?
A wyrmhole.
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
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