Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Can I be your next varietal?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Do you like free samples?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.