Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.