Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
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