Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Do you like free samples?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Can I be your next varietal?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.