Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Can I be your next varietal?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
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