Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
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