I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Do you like free samples?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
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