All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Can I be your next varietal?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
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