All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Do you like free samples?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Can I be your next varietal?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
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