I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
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