Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Funny meat-ing you here.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Can I be your next varietal?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
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