Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Can I be your next varietal?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Do you like free samples?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
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