You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
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