(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Can I be your next varietal?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
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