You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Funny meat-ing you here.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
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