Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Do you like free samples?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Funny meat-ing you here.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?