Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Funny meat-ing you here.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Do you like free samples?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
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