Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Can I be your next varietal?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
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