Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Can I be your next varietal?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
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