What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai.
Where does a Portuguese skeleton live?
Lis-bone
What do skeletons complain about?
Aching bones.
Who is the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.
What is a skeleton’s favorite TV show?
Bone-anza!
What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
Bonely.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
Because he had a bone to pick.
What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
Who is the most famous French skeleton?
Napolean Bone-aparte.
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
Why did the skeleton start the fight?
He had a bone to pick.
The skeleton couldn't keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
Why did the skeleton put on a heavy coat?
He was chillled to the bone.
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone.