How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".