What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai.
Where does a Portuguese skeleton live?
Lis-bone
What do skeletons complain about?
Aching bones.
Who is the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.
What is a skeleton’s favorite TV show?
Bone-anza!
What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
Bonely.
What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
Because he had a bone to pick.
What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
Who is the most famous French skeleton?
Napolean Bone-aparte.
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
Why did the skeleton start the fight?
He had a bone to pick.
The skeleton couldn't keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
Why did the skeleton put on a heavy coat?
He was chillled to the bone.
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.