To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
You are sweeter than 3.14.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
I think my heart just lagged.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You have one compact set.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
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