I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You are the square to my root.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
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