You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
I love all of your stratified layers!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I think my heart just lagged.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
I less than three you.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.