Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You are the square to my root.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!