You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.