You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
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