Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
You have one compact set.
You are one well-defined function!
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
You're hotter than a data center!
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Every function without you will always be void of love.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
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