Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I love all of your stratified layers!
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
You're hotter than a data center!
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I think my heart just lagged.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You are one well-defined function!
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You have one compact set.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
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