I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I less than three you.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
You're hotter than a data center!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
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