Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You have one compact set.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.