You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I want to stick to you like glucose.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
You have one compact set.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
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