I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Baby, you rock my world!
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
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