Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You are the square to my root.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I love all of your stratified layers!
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I less than three you.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
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