Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
You are one well-defined function!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
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