My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
You have one compact set.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
You are the square to my root.
You're hotter than a data center!
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
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