Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You are the square to my root.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You have one compact set.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
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