Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
You are the square to my root.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
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