If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I less than three you.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I want to stick to you like glucose.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Every function without you will always be void of love.
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