You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You have one compact set.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
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