Without you, I’d disintegrate.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
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