Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
You are one well-defined function!
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
You are the square to my root.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
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