You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You have one compact set.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Baby, you rock my world!
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
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