If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You're hotter than a data center!
I want to stick to you like glucose.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.