Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You're hotter than a data center!
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!