Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I think my heart just lagged.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
You're hotter than a data center!
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
You are the square to my root.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
You are one well-defined function!
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
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