I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Baby, you rock my world!
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
You're hotter than a data center!
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You are one well-defined function!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I less than three you.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
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