I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I want to stick to you like glucose.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
You are one well-defined function!
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
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