I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
You are the square to my root.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Baby, you rock my world!
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You have one compact set.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
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