Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
I love all of your stratified layers!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
You are one well-defined function!
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
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