There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
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