Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?