My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
I love all of your stratified layers!
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
I think my heart just lagged.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
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