When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You are the square to my root.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I love all of your stratified layers!
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