Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Your name is insert name here?
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
You are the object of my preposition.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
I can turn your software into hardware.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.