"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
You’re more special than relativity.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
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