I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
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