I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
You are my density!
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
I can turn your software into hardware.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
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