"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
We could make such a beautiful library together.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.