I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
You are my density!
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You are the object of my preposition.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
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