You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
You're a good egg.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you