You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Your treat or mine?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
You're a good egg.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Hello Boo-tiful.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Got plans for leftovers, yet?