I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.