If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Hello Boo-tiful.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Your treat or mine?
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I'd start a revolution for your number.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
You're a good egg.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I could never Passover you.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
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