I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Your mausoleum or mine?
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Baby, you're a firework.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
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