I could never Passover you.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
You're a good egg.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Hello Boo-tiful.
Your treat or mine?
Baby, you're a firework.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!