No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I could never Passover you.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Baby, you're a firework.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Your mausoleum or mine?
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Hello Boo-tiful.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
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