Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You're a good egg.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I could never Passover you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Your treat or mine?
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.