You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Your mausoleum or mine?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.