I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Your treat or mine?
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I could never Passover you.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?