My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Let's boomerbang!
Want to see the real coming attraction?
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
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