Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
You had me at taco.
Girl you are rocking this run.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
How was heaven when you left it?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
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