My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
I feel like we're in tune
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
I want you for no raisin.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
I think you're barbe-cute.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Want to go for a ride?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Your lab or my lab?
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
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