Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Here comes the sun of my life
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
I less than three you.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
I bet you’re really flexible.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
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