What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
I'd drink your bathwater.
You look good on your yoga mat.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
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