If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Know what? I dig you, really!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
I really like you. So does my wife.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
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