I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
I'd love to see you s'more.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I think we're mint to be!
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
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