Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Please, please me
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
I love all of your stratified layers!
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
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