Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Wow, you drive me Davi
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
I could never Passover you.
You make me want to Twist and Shout
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
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