Adam? More like ahh-damn.
I dreamt about you. You died.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I like long runs on the beach.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
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