If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
All you need is MY love
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
You're quite the catch, baby.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Girl you are rocking this run.
I Ecuador you.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
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