Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
How hot does your gas oven get?
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
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